| Check out Sarah's new art website!
http://www.sarahmaxwellenglish.com |
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| Here is my new favorite twitter to follow: Christopher Walken (@cwalken):
"Secretary of Ironic Scarves." I don't know if Obama read my letter but I hope so. Ashton Kutcher deserves this. So does California.
about 9 hours ago from web
A friend from out west mailed me a "Snuggie." A joke apparently. I don't get it. I look like a derelict Gumby in the thing. Funny, I guess.
about 14 hours ago from web
There's a kid on a Pogo stick in front of my house. It's nearly midnight so let's assume he's been drinking. This should end well for him.
10:41 PM Mar 18th from web
The Pope is in Africa "reaffirming the ban on condom use." His old stuff was funnier. I don't get this new material. Too edgy for my taste.
4:10 PM Mar 18th from web
Someone corrected my last post; said it's "frightened by" not "frightened of." Know what else I'm frightened of? Crazy people.
9:29 AM Mar 18th from web
I claim to be frightened of horses but do so only to get out of attending parades. It's peculiar but has served me well. The horses get it.
1:49 PM Mar 17th from web
I made a little pimp outfit and put it in the yard. The bluejay hasn't come back since. Some weird shit going on with the squirrels though.
4:15 PM Mar 16th from web
A soldier on leave told me how much he admired me. Without really knowing me at all. We're alike that way. I hope to see him again too.
12:20 PM Mar 16th from web
I'll probably mention Elimae once a month or so. I don't know these folks but they do fiction and poetry right: http://elimae.com/new.html
9:46 AM Mar 16th from web
I spent $40.00 on a bag of food for a dog that eats extension cords. That's still probably cheaper than a bag of extension cords I suppose.
8:20 AM Mar 16th from web
A dog walked by wearing a frilly sweater. The neighbor kid laughed and said, "That's gay!" He meant the cardigan, I think. Not the dog.
9:07 AM Mar 15th from web
I don't remember saying that the geese had eaten all of the kittens in Central Park. No matter. She's upset and the geese are very confused.
2:12 PM Mar 14th from web
She said, "What if you really are you?" and that blew my mind. Okay, it didn't blow my mind. It feels like a good answer though.
12:17 PM Mar 14th from web
There are many people here now. More than before. It seems undignified to talk about that though so I won't. Welcome, I think.
10:25 PM Mar 13th from web
Our driver told the story of his childhood spirit animal - which was apparently a civet cat or seasoned marmot. I'm hungry for a pickle now.
1:06 PM Mar 13th from web
Thank you, new follower, for the offer to let me keep my fingers in the event of a kidnapping. I hadn't given it much thought before today.
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| I like food. It's delicious, except when its terrible. Today I made oatmeal with milk, chocolate protein powder, and peanut butter. That' right, crunchy peanut butter. It's awesome and super hardy.
Also on a food related note, here is a great website. I want to taste everything it has to offer. |
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| Rhett - Zach, like Zach Morris timeout? Can you STOP TIME?
Zach - (angry and afraid) - What happens between me & the 4th dimension is my business! |
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